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Now lets all forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!
Marge

Hey, I don't need no advice from a pinball machine. I'll have you know, I wrote the book on love.
Moe

Be careful when we capture him! We cannot claim the reward unless we have 51% of the carcass.
Apu

Well, that's odd ... I've just robbed a man of his livelihood, and yet I feel strangely empty. Tell you what, Smithers - have him beaten to a pulp.
Mr. Burns

Smithers, for attempting to kill me, I'm giving you a five percent pay cut!
 
Mr. Burns

 

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba! 
Bart

He's not like anybody I've ever met. He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest.
Lisa

Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!
Marge

People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.
Moe

 

 

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