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If he is so smart, how come he is dead?


I hope you cut me better than you cut these string beans.




Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.


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America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!


I'll tell people what to think. Now you tell me what to think.


And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my

brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?


If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.



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